Hooch! – Flask


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Everybody needs a little “Hooch!” now and then; so refreshing, and oh-so tasty. Another cool and stylish hip flask that tells the real story in the warning label.

The label reads:
Warning: may cause other people to appear more attractive than they actually are.  Drinking “Hooch!” has been shown to impair judgement in laboratory animals and drunken fools.  May cause sudden feelings of well-being, love, & even invincibility.  May cause an inflated sense of the importance of your own views and opinions.  Drinking “Hooch!” may lead to short term relationship problems, and even provoke and ass-whooping or two.  Drinking “Hooch!” does NOT give you any special powers.  Persons drinking “Hooch!” CANNOT fly or read peoples minds.  Gambling while drinking “Hooch!” is not recommended.  Does not cure baldness, remove love handles, cellulite, or correct bad wardrobe decisions.  The makers of “Hooch!” are not responsible for any dumb-ass decisions or actions you might take after drinking this product.  Always drink responsibly.”

Original art on a stainless steel hip flask; created by the artists Trixie & Milo – how cool is that?  Every flask is made from 100% lead free, food-grade stainless steel.  Each design is printed on high-quality vinyl that is both water and alcohol proof.  These flasks make an awesome gift for weddings, birthdays, holidays, special occasions, and more.

  • High quality stainless steel construction.
  • Attached screw down cap.
  • Measurements; 3.75″ x 5.75″
  • Holds 8 oz. of fluid (yummy!)
  • Image is protected by a layer of high gloss liquid laminate, and baked on at over 200 degrees. This means it will last a long time!
  • Ships in a handy gift box, perfect for wrapping and ready to gift.

Additional information

Weight .5 lbs


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